Unfortunately, I doubt anyone reading this will qualify but I thought it was funny anyways:
A hot new tv show is looking for fashionably challenged people to NY fashion week next week at Bryant Park. You will have an all access pass with a hot celebrity. Only apply if you are fashionably challenged and you never been to a fashion show. Write a letter to marc.nicolas@tyratv.com and tell us your occupation and tell us why you should be part of NY fashion week 2008.